Thursday, November 10, 2005
~ 4:22 PM ~
An American, a French and a Chinese were walking in a desert and were dehydrated. They came across a bottle and before they knew it, a genie appeared in front of them.
"Thank you for releasing me, I shall grant each of u 3 wishes!" The genie said.
American: I want a million bucks! (And he got it)
I want another million bucks (And he got it)
I want to get back to America (And he went back to American with his money)
French: I want a beautiful lady (And he got one)
I want another beautiful lady (And he got one)
I want to go back to France (And he went back to France with his ladies)
Chinese: I want a bottle of beer (And he got it)
I want another bottle of beer (And he got it)
The chinese now had 2 bottles of beer. However, he could not finish it by himself. Therefore he made his last wish:
"Bring back the American and French...."
PART II
The 3 now continued walking in the desert feeling thirsty. The American and French cursed and scolded the chinese along the way. They came across another bottle and before they knew it, another genie appeared in front of them...
"Thank you for releasing me! I am the sister of the genie u released earlier, so my powers are limited. I can only grant each of u 2 wishes each" The genie said.
The American and French refused to be the 1st persons to make their wishes this time and let the Chinese make his wishes 1st.
Chinese: I want a bottle of beer (And he got it)
The Chinese thought hard for his second wish and after some time of deliberation, he said to the genie:
"Ok, nothing. U may go back to ur bottle now.."
END
